Monday, February 16, 2015

--- Just a piece of junk corporate shill !






AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!


Its Mid February and i havent been writing !!!

Funny thing is,  i've had plenty of time on my hands  ----  i am on the mend from a massive bacterial infection that wiped out about 2 weeks of good work that should have happened

------   I do not know what causes a bacterial infection specifically --- but there are some real all-stars under that umbrella -  Strep, Staph, Meningitis, --- that is some Big Time, Big Boy Nasty ---

Trouble is -- i am behind -- Way behind on my base cycling miles now ---  and for me in my current condition ,  base miles are ultra important

This rant is cycling related because there are a couple of PA's nvolved (personal appearamces)


For those of you who dont know , i was slated to lead out some group rides through the Moab "Brand" trails as part of Outerbike MArch 12-15  --- these are flatter trails without a ton of climbing but with enough downhills to make things cook a bit

This ride will be epic , with or without my involvement , -- and i may make it there to run the tap for the kegstand contest,  --- but my current fitness pretty much means i will be doing shuttled downhill runs primarilly

That said -- check it out --- all the major  manufacturers will be there with demo rides for everyone -- food and beverages (ALL beverages ) are included in your buy in (175 bucks) --- if you dont need the demo rides, its cheaper --- but to get a shot at all the best from Yeti, Specialized, Ibis, Niner, Giant, Santa Cruz, Trek and many more  --- for a few bucks is pretty cool

Outerbike Spring


                         Heidi wants to see you here !!!



             You need to go a few times before you settle in for backgammon and Tony Bennett for the last few years




My physical condition is still a living, breathing entity (basically,  I'm still sick) -- im not driving to Moab in the midst of full Stroke Cane symptoms if i still have no base miles - otherwise -- i will die -- LOL   ---  but i have another date in April we can all hook up at the Sea Otter  -- This is April 16-19
Sea Otter



The Sea Otter is the somewhat official spring kickoff to the season -- for the domestic road, and mountain bike season ----  while Outerbike is primarilly a mountain bike event,   Sea Otter caters to all of us --- and i dont care what aspect of the sport you roll with, the dual slalom course is usually sick


  Some great pics below  --- including an aerial of the DS course --- but for the most part, you will get many many opportunities to blow your lungs wide open here  ----

--------------   you might need a few base miles -- but heck, its almost 2 months away ---





















Plenty of chicks at Sea Otter too  --- but you likely wont pick up any of them --- just come armed with your fitness high and expectations low

             Other than  this --- i will try to get back with some regularly scheduled straight talk  (I have been compared to Oprah)   very soon  --- but there will not be an IpadAir under your seat or anything



If you like bikes  -- make it to Outerbike or Sea Otter!   Ride lots, relax lots , and drink lots -- we will discuss reversing these horrible sins later ! -- LOL,   but im thinking 25 or 30 miles a day on dirt will cancel out a lot of ills


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